i hav som doubts....

i have some doubts......
1. When dog food is new and improved

tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)
2. If the "black box" flight recorder is

never damaged during a plane crash,

why isn't the whole airplane

made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

(who knows)
4. Can you cry under water?

(let me try)
5. Why do people say, "you've been working like adog"

when dogs just sit around all day?

(I think they meant something else)
6. Why are the numbers on a calculator

and a phone reversed? (God knows)
7. Do fish ever get thirsty?

(let me ask and tell)
8. Can you get cornered

in a round room? (by ones eyes)
9. Why do birds not fall out of trees

when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch)
10. If corn oil is made from corn,

and vegetable oilis made from vegetables,

then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)
11. What should one call

a male ladybird? (No comments)
12. If a person suffered from amnesia and

then was cured would they remember

that they forgot? (can somebody help )
13. Can you blow a balloon up

under water? (yes u can)
14. Why is it called a "building"

when it is already built? (strange isn't it)
15. If you were traveling at the speed

of sound and you turned on your radio would you be !

Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)
16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and

you turn your headlights on, what happens?
17. Why is it called a TV set

when theres only one? (very nice)
18. Why do most cars have speedometers that

go up to at least 130 when you legally

can't go that fast on any road?
19. If drink drive is not allowed

why the hell they have parking in Bars?

Lakshmi Lakshmanan (angelsfirstrain)
A lonely gal in d city